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What? It smelled pretty!

That croc tried to eat my woman!

Charmin Man... what a guy!

Top Left:  The night of the Gardner-Webb Spring Formal.  My date and I stopped to take some pictures of us and some friends.  I know how the picture looks, but my date eventually married me.  The flower worked.

Above:  At the Fort Worth Zoo.  Everyone assumed the bronze croc was harmless until it attacked my beautiful wife completely unprovoked!  I had to man up and rescue her from certain death.

Left:  4 in the morning, Halloween night.  I was working third shift at a home for juvenile delinquints.  As they slept, my colleagues and I made costumes out of whatever was available.  Some toilet paper around the head, cups on the ears and eyes, and a big Charmin box was all I had.  At 4 in the morning, this is the funniest thing ever... trust me